i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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