just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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