if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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