So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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