Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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