In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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