So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Best friends brother. Beat that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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