week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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