But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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