I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Im part way to drunk.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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