well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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