Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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