Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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