We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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