The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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