im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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