I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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