Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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