So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have tasted many bathrooms
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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