ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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