He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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