I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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