He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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