Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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