You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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