I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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