I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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