it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
