A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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