He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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