fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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