I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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