Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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