You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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