ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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