Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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