you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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