She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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