I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Too much gin, very little bucket
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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