worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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