She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Is it because I queefed?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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