She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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