We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
