Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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