Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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