Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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