What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
handjob tips. give me some.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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