On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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