Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize