It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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