Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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