she peed on how many people?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
