i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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