My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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